Its late here. And I’ve come across a movie that I haven’t seen in a while. Its one of those movies that brings memories with it. But not just any memory. The kind of memories that have feelings attached to it that are so strong, you experience every feeling you had then all over again, but at a degree that feels 50x stronger. One of my favorite memories? When I was younger, my...
Cry-ma-knitly its been a while since I’ve blogged! Wowzer. It started with “I just don’t have anything to blog about”. Then it turned into “I’m too busy to blog”. But now, well. Now I seem to have a minute to blog. Its been almost a year since last I blogged. That may be my style. It sounds like my life. My first free minute is a year later....
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I’ve never been one to hang up on a telemarketer. It just seems like they are just trying to do their job and make a living where they can. So, why be rude? Instead, I’ll let them pitch their product and give me their best sales voice! If its turns out that I honestly don’t want whatever they are selling, at least it wasn’t from their lack of attempt. ;-) However,...
Life is rough
Hey! Its been a bit since I’ve blogged. Sorry fans…er..um…fan. Anywho. Life has been rough, true to the title of this blog. But things going on in my life are not meant for public eyes. So, my own personal journal has been getting all my attention these days. I’ve actually been technologically distant these past days. Which is odd. For me. I’m normally all...
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Realizations of a Home Owner #36
This is the first time we’ve owned a FRONT yard. So, in decorating our house for Halloween, I realize, we have no fancy-shmancy “lawn ornaments” to put out. Tragic. This MUST be resolved.
The monkey taught me
*while working in the yard today*
David: Mom. If it has three leaves, just leave it alone. Its poison ivy.
David: Yep. Leaves of three, let it be.
Me: Wow. Where did you learn that?
David: The monkey taught me. His name is Curious George.
To Believe or not to believe
That is mos def the question. I’m already agnostic. I believe that there is a God. I believe in the existence of good and evil. But its hard to really jump in to the idea of the Christian God. And so, at the same time, I struggle with what to teach my son when it comes to religion. Part of me has believed in God for so long, I would feel like a traitor to NOT teach him the prayers I...
Parting is such sweet sorrow...
Welps. The time has come. My little sister leaves for college tomorrow. I’m so proud of her. I know she will do well. Make her mistakes and learn from them. Accomplish big things and brag of them. Make new memories and new friends and cherish them. I’ve already warned her that I will be calling at random moments to speak of random nothings. :)
That was unexpected
While taking the trash out yesterday, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. Well, I took the trash out in socks, and tripped on the concrete step on my way in. PS…that SUCKS!! Anywho. I shock it off, rubbed some dirt in it, and continued cleaning for our arriving guests. I had to run to the store, so I threw my shoes on. That sucked to because every time I took a step, the bend in the shoe...
3D sidewalk art! it's amazing.
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dreadlockpomp: WHAT DID JASON STATHAM DO BEFORE HE STARTED DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN MOVIES? Was he just sitting around waiting for his hair to go.. bench-pressing school busses. IMDB to the rescue. Jason Statham has done quite a lot in a short time. He has been an Olympic Diver on the British National…