Outcast to my Stereotype

I'll do exactly what you tell me not to

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Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

I haven’t posted a POST in a while. Life happened. But I am very happily married. So I assume those followers are looking for tips. ;-)

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Education Ambassadors

I’ve never been one to hang up on a telemarketer.  It just seems like they are just trying to do their job and make a living where they can.  So, why be rude?  Instead, I’ll let them pitch their product and give me their best sales voice!  If its turns out that I honestly don’t want whatever they are selling, at least it wasn’t from their lack of attempt.  ;-)  

However, this company “Education Ambassadors” is wearing my patience and may be cause the first incident of my rudeness toward a telemarketer.  A while back I looked into a scholarship site.  And ever since, they’ve been calling me.  Referring me to schools that can help me.  Well, I’m not going back to school.  So, I asked them to stop calling.  Since, they’ve called back several times.  Each time, I politely ask them to “remove my number…”, “stop calling”, or something of the like.  Then I continue to let the representative give me their best sales voice.  Well, this morning was a sign that they have called too many times.  I’ve spoken to so many schools, that I am officially on the “do not call” list for all the schools that Education Ambassadors represents.  So, with yet another call this morning to introduce me to the “right school”, they ran into a brick wall and went so far as to ask me if I’d like to get a degree in a different subject!!  Or if I’d like to go for a Masters or PhD!  Wow!  Seriously….you’ve RUN OUT of schools to introduce me to?  Take a hint!  

I’m afraid that if they call again, I will actually have to be rude and threaten to sue their company for harassment.  I hope they don’t call again.  I’d hate to be rude.  

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Life is rough

Hey! Its been a bit since I’ve blogged.  Sorry fans…er..um…fan.  

Anywho.  Life has been rough, true to the title of this blog.  But things going on in my life are not meant for public eyes.  So, my own personal journal has been getting all my attention these days.  I’ve actually been technologically distant these past days.  Which is odd.  For me.  I’m normally all about my computer.  No kidding, I’d sleep with it if it didn’t have sharp corners that could take my eyes out at night.  And the risk of it over-heating and burning me as I dreamt wasn’t an issue.  (My spell-check is telling me “dreamt” is not a word.  Is that true? When did that become so? So many issues.)

Well.  I do like taking a break from the cyber world every now and again though.  No blogs. No social networks. Nothing but real, breathing, blood pulsing, heart beating people.  Its nice.  

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superstarling:

gingerhaze:

I can’t be the only one to find his verbal assault from under Thor’s hammer absolutely adorable, and completely little-brother-like.

That was my little brother, more or less.
His insults are, sadly, more sophisticated now.

superstarling:

gingerhaze:

I can’t be the only one to find his verbal assault from under Thor’s hammer absolutely adorable, and completely little-brother-like.

That was my little brother, more or less.

His insults are, sadly, more sophisticated now.

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body:
Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me:
Please, god, no--
Ovaries:
ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain:
I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me:
Please, guys, calm down--
Face:
TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain:
And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso:
Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me:
STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach:
lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me:
I hate you all
Brain:
I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face:
Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus:
what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain:
you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus:
You mother fuckers.
Torso:
CONTRACT!
Me:
I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain:
Me gusta.